Shoes

I like shoes. I think they add such a nice finishing touch to a nice outfit. When I'm in a nice pair of shoes I feel prettier, and and more confident, and all those things that aren't really rational. But I have an issue that makes certain I will never have a shoe fetish: fat feet.

It's true. I go try on shoes and I can usually squeeze into the toes without too much of an issue. And that part of the shoes is most structured so it doesn't alter it's shape too much. And the heel doesn't give me much of a problem either. But the middle. Oh the middle. Just bulges out the sides like...like...what bulges out in the middle? There's probably a perfect simile that I'm missing here. Oh well. My inability to find shoes that don't draw attention to my fat feet will prevent me from hoarding shoes if my lack of money and time won't.

P.S. I thought I should add something about flip flops here since I love them so much, but I don't know what to say. Except that I love them SO much.